Eco-tistical: adjective. Describes individuals who get intensely sanctimonious about environmentally-sound practices and behaviors. As in: "Thelma keeps rummaging through my trash pointing out all the things I could have recycled; she's totally eco-tistical these days."
Perma-peddler: individual who continually keeps merchandise and signage at the ready for a constant, on-going sale; generally involves highly collectible items at high prices, offered by a creepy and/or pushy salesperson. As in: "I went to a gross yard sale today. Dude looked like Gallagher's fatter, uglier brother and was selling all these 'mint condition' records, whatta perma-peddler."
